A Guide to Johnnyland
From Gumnickopedia
This guide is for anyone wishing to know about Johnnyland
The first thing you need to know about Johnnyland is that you must always follow the "presidents" orders. The current president is Johnny so in Johnnyland you must always follow his orders.
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Forbidden Items
You should know that there is a list of items banned in Johnnyland. They are:
- carrots
- hamburgers
- vegetables
- dinosaur videos
- scientific lies
Johnnyland Beasts
If in Johnnyland you should know how to tell if there is a johnnyland beast near you. Here are some common Johnnyland beasts.
Johnnyland Missquito-A giant missquito 5 feet high. it savagely eats people leaving only there bones. There are sports useing the Johnnyland Missquito.
Johnnyland Armadillo-A small hedge hog like creature that is a parasite It tricks you into eating it then it claws out of your stomach and borrows into your your ribs it the feeds on the food you eat. you must have a special operation to have it removed.
Johnnylandian Quicksand-A pile of sand that covers you when you touch it then quickly eats you away.
Johnnyland Chiwawa-A small johnnyland beast that eats Johnnyland Quicksand. Warning: it is vicious.
Johnnyland Eel- >>>
The Johnnyland Eel is delicious when smoked and prepared as Sloppy Joes.
Faceless Monkey:/RARE/ A faceless monkey that causes illusions.
<-<-<- Faceless Monkey
Johnnylandian Holidays
Johnnylandian Halloween- This day falls on Halloween. In Johnnyland everyone leaves giant cauldrons of candy at their doorstep and starts driving around in Johnnylandian hoverdisks from house to house collecting candy. They do this all night until they fall asleep because of tiredness. Johnny also has his own minions called the candy wraiths. They go around this night and collect candy for Johnny. This night is marked for the most Johnnylandian hoverdisk crashes.
Johnny's Birthday- This is the birthday of the president Johnny. It is the biggest holiday in Johnnyland. Everyone is forced to celebrate it or they are punished.
The Military
They have a military that has guns.
Additional Information
Location of Johnnyland: unknown suspected to be underground somewhere
In Johnnyland Johnny has all the power, all of it
In Johnnyland you better not be female because Johnny has exiled them from Johnnyland.
In Johnnyland if you break a law you are sent to a tower called the Pendulum of Doom.
Other
Would you overthrow the "president" if you were a peasant in Johnnyland (16 votes)
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