Top 10 Lists

From Gumnickopedia

Feel free to add things to lists in whatever order you like. Just because something starts out at #1 doesn’t mean it has to stay there. (We’ll run polls if necessary to decide on rankings.)

I set up a template for Top 10 lists. You don’t have to rearrange the order of the items to re-sort them, just change the numbers, and they’ll get displayed in the right order. Also, you can make two-color boxes if you want. (Or just use the same color twice to make a solid box.)

Top 10 Reasons It’s Good to Be an Adult

1.	You can eat ice cream for breakfast. While soaking in the bathtub. For three hours.
2.	No one gives you a hard time about eating peanut butter right out of the jar on a teaspoon.
3.	Naps.
4.	Beer.
5.	You can pick out your own clothes.
6.	You get to drive.
7.	You can say “these kids today…” and other adults know what you are talking about.
8.	You get the exhilarating experience of being an embarassment to your child (simply by having your shirt tucked in!)
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Top 10 Reasons It’s Good to Be a Gumnick (or related to one)

1.	You can hold several conversations at once and keep up with them all, especially at meal time.
2.	You can call to each other from room to room and hear and understand everything the other person calls to you.
3.	You can always qualify for a loan from BOM (The Bank of Mom).
4.	You are smarter than the average person.
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Top 10 Reasons It’s NOT Good to Be an Adult

1.	You have to drive.
2.	Gray hairs.
3.	You grunt when you get up and sit down.
4.	Something on you always hurts, even if it's just a little bit.
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Top 10 Reasons It’s Good to Be a Kid

1.	VIDEO GAMES!!!
2.	Somebody else makes all your meals.
3.	Somebody else buys everything you need.
4.	You can spin in a circle and swing your arms around and sing for no apparent reason or just RUN REALLY FAST to wherever you are going, and nobody thinks your crazy.
5.	Naps.
6.	Someone actually cares when you feel sick.
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